You know, the day just has to get better when first thing in the morning, you see this—
Another huge pecan branch dropped off. Really – I think pecan trees are not worth the nuts they produce. This makes the third huge branch that particular tree has dropped in two months. Honest to god, I’m going to have the damn thing cut down and the stump ground into the center of the earth! Aaaarrrggghhh!!!
OK – I feel somewhat better now. Guess I’ll be cutting up that (words fail me) branch this week. Fortunately a friend has offered to help so between the two of us, we should be able to get it done pretty quickly.
Today, Aug 26, is National Toilet Paper Day (who do you think comes up with these things?)
Procter & Gamble's Charmin brand decided to celebrate by attempting the Guinness World Records title for largest toilet paper roll. (allrightie then)
And just a few interesting (odd, weird, unusual) facts –
Americans use 50% more toilet paper than other Western societies.
Some interesting things have been used in place of toilet paper. Water, hay, corncobs, leaves, sticks, stones, sand moss, hemp, wool, husks, fruit peels, ferns, sponges, seashells, and broken pottery have all been used in the bathroom at one time or another. (seashells?? broken pottery?? just how do you think someone knows this?)
Toilet paper was introduced in the US in 1857 when Joseph C. Gayetty began selling toilet paper with his name printed on each sheet. He marketed the brand as medical tissue for hemorrhoids.
Toilet paper is specially designed to decompose. (well, that’s good since we use so much)
Global toilet paper production consumes 10 million trees each year. (hmmm we might need to rethink the hay, leaves, wool, fruit peels ….)
During Desert Storm, the US Army used toilet paper to camouflage its tanks.
Okey dokey - onward . . . .
We finally got a little rain – about 0.02 inches according to a friend, not much but at this point, every little drop helps. Of course, rain means the grass is going to grow and it will have to be mowed but the rest of the plants are happier. And a couple of my day lilies have decided to bloom again (which is just odd all by itself).
The Demon Duo are driving me bug-fuck-nuts! They’ve just figured out how to get on top of the 6-foot bookcases. The bookcases that have all sorts of things sitting on top of them. All sorts of antique and/or glass things sitting on top of them.
They climb up the wooden Indian – aaaarrrrrggghh!
I spent time Sunday taking everything off the top of the bookcases. Then, I had to move everything breakable on various other shelves they keep looking at with interest. I worry about the ceiling fans because I watch them eyeing the fan blades and can see all the little wheels turning inside their heads.
“They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa”
People – I need reassurances. Never mind that I’ve had cats my entire life. These two are into more trouble than any I’ve had in the past 50 years! Please – this will get better, right? Soon?? Like tomorrow?
They were so cute when I got them ----
I do not know what happened!
26 Aug 2019